Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Where are the people when the cameras are off?

I saw this quote today here (a decent read too):
Democracy requires of its citizens qualities that it cannot provide. Politicians can conjure an exalted vision of a prosperous, healthy, free society, but no government can supply the qualities of honesty, compassion, and personal responsibility that must underlie this vision.

Jürgen Habermas, German philosopher
It made me think about a recent episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (don't worry I'll connect the dots) about a woman with 14 kids to take care of. I think it was the season premiere and I only saw part of the show. It was a heartbreaking situation this woman was in. Regardless of all the details, I think most would agree it was tough for the woman to raise 14 kids on her own. Add to the fact that she was trying to do it from three hotel rooms and it just gets tougher.

Watching the show, it became pretty apparent that a great deal of people new of this woman's plight. It seems quite a shame that a game show of all things has to step in to help out a family like this.

Where were all the volunteers and people that came on this show to help BEFORE they were chosen by Extreme Makeover? For some reason, it always seems to take a natural disaster of some magnitude to get neighbors to help each other.

I guess the reason the quote reminded me of this is we can't expect the government to take care of everyone. We can't expect for miracles like this game show to rescue people either. We can, I would hope, expect that a community would lend a hand where needed to help others who are struggling. Are we losing those qualities such as compassion?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Where are the strings Mr. Paulson?


If you ever wanted to know why we're in this financial mess all you need to do is listen to Henry Paulson's testimony yesterday in front of the Senate Banking Committee. He flat out says, "we can't have too many strings attached to this money or the companies might not take the offer from the government."

Are you kidding me?


That isn't a direct quote since I can't seem to find a real transcript online. But he quite clearly isn't in favor of doing anything to fix this mess and only desires to throw more money at the problem. Are we really that stupid that we're going to hand over all this money with nothing in return? NOTHING! Come on.

The only strings I think Mr. Paulson is familiar with are the ones attached to him being pulled from afar by the organizations he's proposing giving all this money to. The executives of these firms must be salivating just listening to him speak.

We'll have to see if our legislature has any brains at all but if they give this money away, the state of our US Government is much sorrier than I could have ever imagined.

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Trillion Dollar Bill

A few months ago, I did the most amazing thing. I printed out a green piece of paper with the numbers $1,000,000,000,000 stamped on it. (For those having trouble counting zeroes, that's One Trillion Dollars.) It looked just like a genuine trillion dollar bill.

In fact, it was so good, all the area banks agreed too that it was just like a genuine trillion dollar bill. I asked for a loan against it and all of the banks were more than happy to oblige. They were practically falling over each other to loan me money.

Of course, the interest payments were huge! To help make the payments, I loaned some of the money I got from the banks to others.

I had so much money I needed to loan that I just gave it out without a whole lot of thought. I hired a ton of people to help me loan the money out and didn't give them a whole lot of instruction except that I'd give bonuses to the people who loaned the most, I didn't care how. They gave it to people I didn't know very well. They even went so far as to talk people into taking a loan when they didn't even need it. Most of these people, just to make sure they were good for it, gave us some green slips of paper too so I could use it as collateral. The slips of paper looked OK and my loan agents said they were fine so I knew they were good. They were about the same as my trillion dollar bill with just a few less zeroes in it. It was all legit. I even compared their bills to mine and wow, the similarities were amazing. It was almost as if they got them the same way I did.

The whole thing was a win-win situation. I was making money, other people were making money, the banks were making money. The economy in the area was boosted significantly of course. A trillion dollars is a lot of dough. The influx of capital was doing wonderful things. Even the CEO's of the banks were getting rich. Most of them took some of the payments I was making and bought really nice homes and cars and other expensive baubles. It was a lot of fun!

Some of the people I loaned the money to decided to upgrade their houses. Wow, it was amazing. The houses were selling like crazy. There were so many people with so much extra money in the area (which I'd given them as loans), that the houses that were selling for $100K before were now selling for $400K and $500K. The economy was screaming. Real Estate values shot up into the stratosphere. People were coming from all over to get loans and buy houses.

Some of the people that bought houses early got more loans against the equity in their houses and bought more stuff and in some cases, another home. Spending was rampant. There was just so much money around it was insane.

Then something happened. Some of these people who bought these homes and took out loans ran out of money. Some of them couldn't make the payments on the loans they had. When those people couldn't make payments to me. I became really strapped for cash.

I had no choice but to take the green slips of paper with the numbers from the borrowers and cash them in. Some people took them and that helped. After a while though, those places stopped taking them and then others stopped. Pretty soon, no one would take them from me. Even the houses these people had weren't worth what the loans were for so I couldn't even use those. Now even I couldn't make my own interest payments to the banks.

I had no choice, I took my crispy trillion dollar bill to the banks and gave it to them. They tried to use it and some, for a short time, took it. Someone spread a rumor that it wasn't worth anything and so the banks stopped taking it. The other banks got nervous and wanted their money but all these banks had was the crispy bill I'd given them and the other banks wouldn't take them. They panicked and started contemplating closing their doors. The local economy was in a shambles. Everything started to come crashing down.

Thankfully, the government thought this economy was special. They couldn't allow a TRILLION dollar economy to just evaporate. There were thousands of jobs alone in this economy that did nothing but handle these crispy green slips of paper I got from all the other people that I loaned money to. What would these people do? Hundreds if not thousands of other jobs were there buying and selling all the real estate. There were even more people that worked to help keep track of my crispy trillion dollar bill. The jobs couldn't just go away. Imagine the ramifications?

So, to help things out, the CEO's of all the major banks got together and hand delivered the crispy trillion dollar bill I gave them. Amazingly, the government cashed it. They didn't think it was as crispy as it should be and the shade of green was a bit off but the risk to the economy was just too great so they cashed it. The government gave a trillion dollars to the banks in exchange for my loan, the loans I made, and all the loans on the houses. The funny thing is, no one can make the loan payments still.

The CEO's were initially concerned but the government didn't seem to bring up their extravagant lifestyles. They didn't even give them a course in detecting counterfeit bills. The government just asked them politely to not make the same mistake again. They said they'd check back in about 50 years to make sure they didn't have any more crispy trillion dollar bills.

I guess they didn't want to burden them with too many rules. It's a free market they said. It worked before, it works now, it should still work. Why mess with something that works they said? The healthcare system has done it for years and it seems to be fine so why mess with the banks?

Sadly, the crispy bill really isn't worth that much. The government kind of knew that though. They have lots of these types of bills. They've even made up a few of their own. With millions and millions of people in the country, its only a few extra dollars in taxes per person so it isn't a big deal.

So, while the CEO's sat around on the beaches of their private islands printing up some bills of their own and reminiscing about how they almost lost it all, the government posted the crispy trillion dollar bill on eBay.

Bidding starts at a dollar. Any takers?

Monday, September 15, 2008

Pangea, the iPhone, and Customer Service

Evidently, Brian Greenstone of Pangea Software doesn't appreciate the value of word of mouth, goodwill, or anything else that might help promote their product. I asked a simple question regarding their new iPhone game called Billy Frontier and was basically given the finger. Whatever! A simple Yes or No would have been sufficient.

If he wants to treat potential customers as worthless crap then that is his prerogative just as much as it is mine to blog about it.

All I can say is, "Good luck Brian!"

Here is the very brief exchange:

Initial Message:

Can the blood/gore be turned off in this game? It looked interesting and the price was right but if it has the blood and gore, I won't be buying it.

Reply from Brian Greenstone:


You're joking, right?


My Reply:

Never mind. I was going to buy Enigmo and Billy Frontier for the iPhone and had contemplated purchasing Enigmo for the Mac but your snide remark fixed that.

Reply from Brian Greenstone:

You're joking, right?

I won't even get into the whole issue about blood and gore in video games except to say that this is basically a carnival shooting game. A switch to turn off the unnecessary blood and gore would have been nice. Of course, I'm assuming this game does have the blood and gore but only from the descriptions I've seen and a screenshot. It would be funny if it didn't even have it at all.

The only reason I wanted to turn it off is I have young ones in the house who like to pick up my iPhone and play it and I'd rather not have them have the blood and gore if they inadvertently make their way into this game. (yeah, I could lock the phone but I don't feel like hassling with it)

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Are we really that stupid?

Further proof that we're a bunch of dumb retards (probably a more appropriate word should go here).

Can we really not stand up to these companies? Are we really going to let them roll over us like this? We must be the laughing stock of the world. Look at how much we're paying for SMS messaging at AT&T. This isn't much different from the rest of the cell phone companies. It is insane.

On top of that, I get to pay for SMS Spam? I don't use SMS messaging if at all possible and neither does my wife. I've had a number of instances where SMS messages obviously not for either of us yet I get the pleasure of paying for it on our bill. Just the shear fact that we have to pay for incoming messages and incoming calls defies comprehension. Particularly with regards to the SMS messages is it so incomprehensible since the cost to the carrier is so low.

Now you might say I should block unauthorized numbers. Well, Verizon is kind enough to allow me to do that so I don't get charged $.20 a pop but only if I sign up for the control/security plan for $4.99/month. I'm being fleeced. Fortunately, I won't be with Verizon much longer on this phone.

Text messaging and cell phone costs are ridiculous. Internet access is expensive and starting to be limited. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac go belly up and have to be bailed out. Most of our debt is owned by foreign countries. The list goes on and on.

And the best one of them all, we have the absolute worst election system in the whole world. (excluding fixed elections by "dictators" of course...) When will this whole process be fixed?

When will we take a stand?

Remembering 9/11


I'm sure there will be tens of thousands if not millions of posts today about remembering 9/11. This is like a drop of water in the ocean I'm sure.

Either way, I truly hope everyone in the US will pay their respects to those that died that day in 2001.

Unfortunately, the sad state of affairs in rebuilding at Ground Zero is perhaps the biggest failure the US could have in respecting those that died. The Empire State Building was built decades ago in only a few years. Yet, seven years after 9/11, we can't even get a memorial built? How has it come to this.

The US needs to get its crap together and fast. The delays and squabbles and inability to act at Ground Zero is the manifestation of so many problems in the US and it makes me sad.

So I say lets get 'er done! Let's make those that died and their families proud by getting the US back on its feet again. The first step is right there on the tiny island of Manhattan where the world is watching...and waiting.

Monday, September 08, 2008

Bad luck strikes again at Microsoft

First the Seinfeld advertisement and now a new snafu for Microsoft. Is it possible for them to stop stepping in poop?

In what is an incredible stroke of bad luck and a monumental fiasco with dire consequences, Microsoft has unwittingly unleashed a horror of horrors upon their potential customers. Recently, as stated here, Microsoft had intentions of mimicking the success of Apple's Genius support system throughout a number of Best Buy and Circuit City stores. Unfortunately, the memo and official agreements signed by Microsoft and the corresponding consumer electronics stores contained a terrible mistake.

While Microsoft intended to supply "Gurus" to all the stores to help sell and promote Vista on the PC platform, they instead ended up supplying "Grues" to all the stores. Most of the stores first discovered this terrible error when the last person out of the store turned out the lights and the poor soul was eaten. Most recently, a power outage at night in a Best Buy was the scene of a terrible massacre with all the shoppers and employees disappearing in a bloody feast for the grues.

Just when you thought Microsoft's public relations nightmare couldn't be any worse, Microsoft outdoes itself once again.

Thanks to Microsoft, shopping at Best Buy and Circuit City will never be the same again. The best advice is to keep the iPhone flashlight app ready at all times.

Rumor: Betty Crocker and Microsoft Teaming Up

It appears the rumors are circling now that Microsoft is poised to make a major announcement next week. News on the street is Microsoft will be pairing up with Betty Crocker to produce a new version of a Vista PC that is "moist and chewy like cake so we can just eat them while we're working."

As messed up as the Seinfeld/Gates ad is, it would appear it is right on the mark. The new versions of Vista rumored for release later this week are:
  • Vista Carrot Cake Edition
  • Vista Devil's Food Cake Edition
  • Vista Vanilla Edition
Betty Crocker is expected to be catapulted into the top PC producer position as a result of this new product announcement. Other editions and flavors of Vista are being worked on and are expected before the end of the year.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

The "Right" Microsoft Ad


I think Microsoft shouldn't have beat around the bush with their latest ad with Seinfeld. If they really wanted to play to the previous generation, they should have just pulled out all the stops and done it right by making a much stronger reference to an era gone by.

Here's how it would go:

Sting Enters a Room Full of CD/DVD Duplication Machines

Sting: Hey, Richard.

Richmeister: [ looks up from desk, smiles ] Stiiiiing! Der Stingelhoffer! Making copies! The McStingster! Stingatola! Stiiiiiiing!! [ pause ] Sting-a-ling-a-ding-ding-ding-dong!

Sting: [ gesturing to the copiers and showing the disk in his hand] I'm just here to make some copies.

Richmeister: [nodding head] Alright, the Stingernator! Making some copies. The Stingolator making copies.

Sting: That Apple crap is selling way too well so I'm here to flood the market with bootlegs of Vista to bring up market share.

Richmeister: [using hands to make like an explosion] The Macinator, blowing Vista out of the water. Stingdupulator not a happy camper. Vistola being crushed. [crushes soda can on desk]

Sting: It's not being crushed. People just don't appreciate the finer points of configuring a PC for a truely cutting edge OS.

Richmeister: [nodding head] Vistipula needing to much RAM'o. Programmators at Micromeister writing the bloatware!

Sting: [waving hands like to stop] Your making a lot of nothing. RAM, CPU, Graphics Cards...they're all cheap commodity items now. Programmers don't need to be efficient any longer.

Richmeister: [in a voice like a pirates parrot] Aye Matey, so the Stingalita becomes a pirate. Stingo the Pirate'O! Sqwawk!

Sting: If you love something, you have to set it free!

Richmeister: Stingerator...making the references to his old songs...Stinger the Singer.

Sting: Stop turning every breath I take and every move I make against me.

Richmeister: Oooh, the Stingernator, recycling the old material. The Recyler recycling.

Sting: The bottom line is, we need more copies of Vista out there in order to have more fields of gold for Microsoft. No matter what it takes.

Richmeister: The Captain Stinger, running out of the time just like the Microsofty.

In comes Mike Myers as Wayne from Wayne's World

Wayne: I heard there were some most excellent bootlegs here. Party On!

The end...

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Sorry you've reached your cap, please tune to cable Channel 13 and watch crap instead!

If you think downloadable content is the future of home entertainment, read this first!

As long as there are hard caps on downloading content, no matter how high they are, the days of downloading your favorite movie or watching a show anytime you feel like are going to be short lived. All Comcast wants to do here is set a precedent and then they'll gradually lower the cap, little by little, just like my half-gallon of ice cream is now 3/4 of a 1/2 gallon.

People are going to miss the point if they let this slide through. 250GB per month, 2500GB/month, 25GB/month? It doesn't matter. Just the setting of a limit is enough. Once it starts, good luck stopping it. It'll be just like the cell phone industry and phone company. Every little feature will be charged for.

Oddly, just when the phone companies are figuring unlimited use is a good thing, the cable companies are going the other direction.

Hopefully Google, Apple, Netflix, and anyone else doing downloadable content will have a thing or two to say about this. FiOS might actually be a good deal by the time it rolls through my neighborhood. (that'll be in 2020 probably but who knows...)

Monday, August 25, 2008

Clearly AT&T has some work to do

As reported here, it seems pretty obvious that AT&T has some work to do. While it is not a scientifically based survey of any sort, it is clear that AT&T's 3G network needs to be beefed up a bit in certain places. It is also apparent that Apple isn't going to have a magic bullet for the 3G complaints.

If there is one thing people do frequently, that is underestimate the popularity of an Apple device. It is also one of those "duh!" moments where the carrier has to realize that the iPhone is more than a phone! (now the DUH!) The iPhone is probably the first and only product that really stresses the 3G network because people can actually use the thing for more than just email and texting.

The sad part is that while AT&T deals with these issues on their 3G network here in the US, other phone vendors are going to benefit from the build out of these networks when they introduce their new products. When they come out with their product that uses 3G, they are going to be pointing at the iPhone and saying, "See how much better my performance is than when the iPhone 3G came out!"

Let's not forget this when the time comes!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Insanity - no mass delete


I'm going to go crazy as I sit here and try to delete about 50 SMS messages on my iPhone, one blessed individual message a time. Where is the check box or mass delete? If I don't ever post again its because I've turned into a lunatic or broke my finger pressing the little minus and delete button one too many times on my iPhone.

Apple - pull up your shorts


It's time for Apple to pull up its shorts and stop shying away from full disclosure on issues and what is and isn't being fixed when patches are released. The last iPhone update to 2.0.2 has "bug fixes" listed as the reason. Bug Fixes? Come on, what heck is it that is being fixed? (I know they've admitted now it is supposed to be a 3G fix perhaps but is that it, what happened in the 2.0.1 update as it said the same thing??) And it happens with iTunes and iPod updates all the time too .

Is Apple really that insecure?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

My iPhone - observations and gripes


I finally got my iPhone. I love it. There is no doubt this is the future of the phone. As I mentioned before though, when you have something that is so nearly perfect but is marred by what I perceive as easily addressed (or could have been addressed) issues, it tarnishes the product a bit. Whatever I say doesn't change my opinion of the phone though, it is far and away a fantastic phone and easily beats the competitors hands down.

First, and a lot has been written about this, is the battery. I know, you need to charge it every night. That I can live with. What I can't live with is having to make excuses for what is an otherwise spectacular product and having to recharge my phone part way through the day.

There is no single reason I can think of short of Job's insistence that this phone doesn't have a replaceable battery. I understand why it isn't bigger. I understand battery technology isn't where it should be for this computer in your pocket. But come on, I should be able to replace the battery. Somehow, some way, Apple should have figured this out and made it work.

The alternatives now are things like this Mophie Juice Pack. These are at best balky clumsy fixes.

The battery problem is now something that is impossible to fix without another phone design. That'll be at least a year away and if I know Jobs, he'll still be a pain in the rear and won't add a replaceable battery again.

The other feature issues are below. I hope Apple can address these with software updates:

  • Need a period on the alpha keyboard or some sort of punctuation. I really can't stand switching back and forth to end a sentence. Worse, you can't rotate the phone while typing an email and get a bigger better version of the keyboard with the punctuation. Please fix this, it is frustrating.

  • Application updates and deletes in iTunes and on the iPhone need to be handled a bit better. It should know that if I delete an app on the phone, I don't want it synced back over to the phone when I reattach to iTunes. To delete an App, you almost need to delete it in both places at once in a coordinated effort.

  • Why in the heck can't I change the sounds for anything other than ringing on my phone. I absolutely hate the new mail sound. Can't change it! This is really inexcusable. For that matter, not being able to turn any sound into a ringtone is ridiculous. I understand the economics behind it but it sucks.

  • Switching between multiple email accounts needs to be a whole lot easier. I should be able to toggle between multiple accounts from the inbox of each account.

  • Folders in email should be collapsible.

  • Recent call list should show which phone the call was made from if it matches in your contact list. When someone calls, I like to know was it their home, office, or cell. I have to click and look at the details for the name in the recent call list to see this now.

  • The mail icon on the home screen should have the option to have more than one number displayed for email. Perhaps four (one in each corner) and each would be a different color. I'd really like to know if the new mail I've got is for my work account or my home account without having to drill down into my email. Worse, because switching accounts is a bit of a pain, it is a more tedious process than necessary.
I'm done griping now. You might ask, what DO you like? Well, the list is too long. There are plenty of positive reviews out there and the good things are all spelled out in those. I just felt these points above needed reiterating.

Out of all the things, I'm mostly disappointed in the battery life. I knew this going into it I just wish I didn't have to make excuses for what is such a fantastic product. I feel like I did when I had the old Mac with the 9" screen and it was black and white. I was always telling people how great the Mac was but then making excuses for the stupidely small screen and the lack of color. If the battery were a real obscure problem it wouldn't be a big deal. But it isn't, it is a glaringly obvious problem and could have easily been addressed.

Russian Marketing Lesson for China

The Chinese hopefully aren't paying attention to the Russians when it comes to their latest marketing lesson. China has poured Billions (capital B is appropriate here) into the Olympics as a way to garner the attention of the world. Can you imagine how pissed they must be that after spending all this money, for a few million in ammo and bombs, the Russians managed to steal the spotlight in Georgia?

Hopefully they aren't paying much attention to this because we certainly don't need two really large countries acting like retards in the world. (well, besides the stupid things we do of course...)

Unless of course the Chinese think they want to teach the Russians a lesson or two.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Where is MobileMe for iTunes?


Is it just me or doesn't it seem like there should be a MobileMe for iTunes?

It seems ridiculous to have all these downloads in various places that come from iTunes and/or other places and not have them automatically backed up and available from anywhere. If a system is authorized, I should be able to play back my iTunes songs and other material from anywhere.

I thought of this today as I was monkeying with the new iTunes U and some podcasts on my laptop. I later was sitting at my desktop PC and I wanted to look at something and guess what, it isn't on my PC, it's on my laptop in iTunes. Now granted, it probably wouldn't have been backed up by now but I should have a mirror image of my iTunes data available from all my PC's.

The best part is that since iTunes already has a great deal of the data stored on their servers that you probably have in your personal iTunes database, it doesn't technically need to be backed up. It should just be there. Of course, they already have this ability but don't allow you to use it. If you download a DRM'd piece of music from iTunes and lose it, you can't download it again for free. This never made sense to me.

Here is how I think the MobileMe for iTunes should work:

  • Each PC, every day during the day has its iTunes data sync'd with a database on the Internet. This includes all files and all playlists. Since a lot a data exists on Apple's servers already in the same form it is on your PC (they already have a lot of the songs you have and so do other customers), it takes no time to do the backup.
  • When you select a file to playback, it'll check your system, if it isn't there, it verifies the account is authorized and then downloads the file in the background perhaps streaming it while playback begins.
  • This data is sync'd with your other devices too such as your Apply TV, iPhone, iPod Touch, etc. Perhaps you have the option to designate some playlists as priorities.
Of course, this wouldn't be free, it could be charged for or be an add-on to MobileMe.

Personally, I'm tired of having iTunes stuff spread all over. I don't have a centrally located shared disk that is on all the time right now. I want access to this stuff I've put into iTunes and/or bought through iTunes available everywhere I am even if I'm not home. I wan't the "internet cloud" to serve me.

I'm sure this is a pie-in-the-sky dream since the DRM issues and studios probably won't allow it. If that's the case, it is one more ding against the ridiculous copy protection that is DRM.

Hopefully, one day this dream of mine will become a reality.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Dell inflicted with ADHD, loses focus

Is it just me or is Dell having trouble focusing? I mean isn't this crazy?

First they buy EqualLogic for an ungodly sum of money (great move for them I'm sure). So, after this big purchase, let's do the next logical thing, let's start trying to create a line of MP3 players? Uh, what? I suppose now if you buy two MP3 players and link them together they'll join together as a RAID 1 (or zero) stripped set of MP3 Players. Perhaps they'll sell a nice little multi-port dock to go with it.

Apple has iTunes to drive sales of the iPod and of course, it now is pervasive and involved in the entire line of products Apple makes. Dell has, well, they have, wait...I'm thinking...nothing! Yeah, nothing. Could they have picked a harder market to break into? I think if you are the brunt of a bunch of jokes about a product announcement, that's probably a good indication it is a bad idea. If this were April 1st, I'd have thought it was an April Fool's joke.

Owning stock in Dell has got to be the roller coaster ride of the decade. Good luck with that Michael!

Apple - A higher standard

I'm not necessarily an Apple fanboy but I do appreciate what the company is doing and has done up to this point. The quality and attention to detail in most of their products is second to none. They screw up too. Every company does it at some point.

It continues to amaze me though how much the media and people in general just love to hate Apple. Apple is scrutinized to a level of detail that no other company ever has. Any product they release is just hammered when the smallest of flaws show or the one feature is missing. I've been guilty of it myself unfortunately too.

The reason why is that people love to hate what they can't achieve or what they can't have. It is a fact that has been proven over and over again in tests conducted all over. If you had a choice between:

a) getting $1,000,000 but to get it you had to give $10,000,000 to the other guy or
b) getting $750,000 and the other guy gets $750,000

Most people will take the $750K. They simply can't bare the thought of someone getting more. Of course, this is grossly oversimplified but this type of problem exhibits itself over and over again at work, in our government, and at home.

The criticism of Apple over the imperfections of the latest iPhone and the launch of the MobileMe service are just manifestations of this in a more complicated form. The iPhone, despite having 100's of things done right, is criticized for the one thing it does wrong. Usually, this criticism is by a Blackberry user who can't get an iPhone or finds out his company won't support it I'm sure. Of course, there are the multitudes of reviewers who need to sensationalize everything and bad Apple products get a lot of hits.

Same goes for MobileMe although this is a bit more complicated. The media just loves to jump all over Apple whenever it gets a chance. The amount of press Google or MSN (Live...yeah, crappy name), or Yahoo gets when something goes wrong is no where near what Apple sees. Apple should and could have done a better job with this, especially communicating with users. They are hardly the evil jokers that everyone has made them out to be however. Somewhere, something went wrong. They've got it fixed now. Let it go.

I know all this has been gone over before and rehashed ad naseum but I couldn't help myself. Some of the ridiculous complaints I hear just make me want to scream.

Sorry Blackberry users, I've used the Blackberry and now the iPhone. There are some functions out there that I can do on a Blackberry that I certainly don't have on the iPhone (yet) but anyone who uses both and thinks the interface on the Blackberry is superior has their head so far up their rears that their vision has to be tinted a dark shade of brown. The future is and will be the touchscreen interface as implemented by Apple. Anything else now is either a wannabe or is missing the boat entirely (see the new Blackberry competitor to the iPhone as an example of missing the boat).

So if you want what Apple has, go get it. If not, stop telling me what Apple is doing wrong and start telling me what your company/product/gadget is doing right.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Smell the armpit - 8-8-08


Come on world, smell the armpit!

Are we all glad the Summer Olympics are being held in one of the finest places on earth this year? Beijing

I'm sure this is much better than Toronto or Paris.

And I always thought cans of air and the plot in Spaceballs was a joke. Someone stands to make a fortune on this idea now.

I think when you start handing out breathing masks to athletes and visitors, this is a clue that there is trouble ahead.

In keeping with the theme, the IOC is now planning to have the Winter Olympics in 2020 held on top of a heaping pile of bat dung in the middle of a garbage dump.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

World likes Action Only - I hope they are wrong

In an interview today on Talk of the Nation, A. O. Scott, the movie critic, says that big budget movies can only pander to the action movie goers. I hope they are wrong. He thinks deeper stories have no place in big budget movies because they can't make the money back worldwide. Most of his interview appears to be the result of an article he published in the NY Times about the Super Hero Genre being at the end of its rope.

I can only hope Tony Scott is wrong. Is the world wide movie going audience really that stupid? Are we really so much smarter than everyone else? Personally, I think it is insulting to think that other movie watchers in the rest of the world can't appreciate a good story. I think his opinion actually represents the type of thinking that has gotten us in so much hot water in the past with the rest of the world.

What do you think?

More of Game Developers NOT Getting It

I know I'm beating a dead horse here but I just had to post something. I watched a video teaser from Sony's E3 announcements earlier and it is just so sad. I mean it has to be the most depressing video ever. Why is that?

Because it consisted of mostly rehashed material. It was loaded (probably 1/2 to 2/3's) with FPS shooters of some sort. A few ridiculous driving games were in there too and pathetically few games were of any interest whatsoever. I love games and video games in particular. I should be excited to see what is new and forthcoming and I'm not.

All I can say is thank goodness Nintendo is there with the Wii. If not for them, this would be the most depressing time in recent video game history. At least someone out there gets it.

Just to illustrate how the "others" aren't getting it, I downloaded a Wall-E demo for the PS3. Wall-E is a kids game. It is targeted towards kids. No self respecting teenager and probably no adult will ever play Wall-E the video game unless their younger sibling or their kids have it. They most definitely won't buy it for themselves.

However, every single button on the dang PS3 controller has some use or function. For crying out loud, it is a kids video game. How am I supposed to explain to a 5 or 6 year old how each and every button is supposed to work. This is a game that should have the joystick and one MAYBE two buttons used at most. Nothing more.

The game was so frustrating, my 8 year old said it was bad. He got stuck in 5 minutes of playing and it probably was just because he couldn't figure out the right combination of buttons to press.

I'm betting the Wii version is a lot simpler to play.

As mentioned on my friends blog, the Wii is successful for the same reasons the Atari 2600 was popular way back when. The control schemes are easy to understand and the games appeal to a wide audience. Until the other consoles figure this out, they are doomed to be runners up in this battle for video game dominance. I'm being polite when I say runner up too!

iPhone 3G email setup and rough edges

I finally had a chance to play with an iPhone 3G. Unfortunately, it wasn't mine it was my managers. She's giving it a test run for our company since her Blackberry died which she hated anyway.

I won't tell anyone anything by saying it is fantastic. Blackberry has to be crapping their pants now if they weren't already. The ads that Blackberry has running are laughable at best. Can you imagine watching a video or browsing the web on the stupidly small screens they have even if they are the same resolution as the iPhone's?

Activesync setup for Exchange with this thing was a bust and an exercise in frustration. However, I think this is an Exchange 2003 issue and not the iPhone at all. I eventually had to back down and use the IMAP email function to retrieve email and forgo the automatic sync of calendar and contacts and use the iTunes sync to accomplish this. Unfortunately, this is where a glaring issue reared its ugly head.

Syncing your calendar and contacts with Outlook using iTunes simply doesn't work. Looking around on the forums at Apple, I'm not the only one. It appears the update to the 2.0 firmware and iTunes 7.7 broke something. The system, when you initiate a sync, literally sits there sync'ing for 20-30 minutes. When done, the best you get is the contacts and no calendar. On top of that, I had bookmarks set to sync and bookmarks weren't there either.

Depite the numerous posts I see no official response from Apple which is disappointing. Some acknowledgement of the problem and that it is being worked on would be nice. I could be wrong but there is a pattern of Apple not admitting to flaws. For instance, whenever I get asked to update iTunes, I can never seem to find a change log or release notes that describes precisely what is and isn't fixed or changed between the new version and the old.

Finally, I'll just add my two cents on how I setup SMTP sending for the iPhone since numerous articles don't seem to address this scenerio or are just frankly more complicate than necessary.

Scenerio:

You have an Exchange server behind a firewall. You don't allow SMTP communications from the outside to it directly. All SMTP traffic has to pass through a spam filter of some sort. The SPAM filter can't be used as an SMTP server for outside email when the from address equals your own domain name.

Problem:

You can't send SMTP to yourself or anyone else using your spam filter because all email addresses with your domain are INSIDE the network and so sending from the outside with an internal address is presumed to be spam.

Exchange SMTP services (windows SMTP actually) doesn't allow you to restrict traffic to an IP address and allow all other IP's only if authenticated. If you restrict by IP, you have to specify all IP's that can send through it (not possible for the random IP's assigned to the iPhone obviously). If you require authentication, all SMTP senders need to authenticate and most spam filters (at least mine anyway) cannot authenticate to send. It just opens a port and starts spitting out email.

Solution:

  • Keep the internal Exchange server restricted and available only to the spam filter like you have now.

  • Create a new SMTP server service on your exchange server and designate the port it uses as something other than port 25. Preferably something up high and it should be above port 1024.

  • Change the authentication settings for the SMTP service to allow only authenticated users to send email. You'll have to choose whether to require encryption or not.

  • Modify your firewall to allow sending to this new port on your exchange server.

  • On the iPhone, go into the email settings for the IMAP account and at the bottom there is a place to change the outgoing server settings.

  • Once selected, you'll see at least two accounts there (usually, there may be more). One is your SMTP account you setup and the other is AT&T's SMTP server. Normally, you could use AT&T's when on the EDGE network but the spam blocker prevents this. (incidentally, allowing multiple sending SMTP services is brilliant, it just doesn't work this time)

  • Modify you SMTP account settings to point to your exchange server but near the very bottom of the screen you do this, change the port settings from port 25 to the port you selected when you setup the new SMTP service on your server.

  • Try it and if all is well, it should work.

Hopefully this is helpful. Good luck!

Monday, July 07, 2008

It's good to be home again

This weekend, I came home. Home to the Mac that I left years and years ago. I'm now the proud owner of a MacBook Pro. OK, well, technically, it is my wife's MacBook Pro but she lets me use it.

It is a technically superior product in many ways to my Lenovo Thinkpad which actually cost me more money at the time I purchased it. The trackpad on the Mac is probably the single best thing about the MacBook Pro. Apple really has perfected the device and it works better than any trackpad I've ever used. Did I mention I hate trackpads!! For me to rave about it is saying more than most will probably ever know. The two finger and three finger gestures are fantastic.

The funniest thing is that from the moment the unit was turned on, it was easier to access the files on a shared PC on my home network than it ever was on a Windows PC. How ironic! Windows could really learn a thing or two.

Now, the bad part is that I'm still not sure what will be best for actually working with it. My wife needs office compatibility and unfortunately needs to use Publisher (ick) for some work she does. Hopefully, with the exception of Publisher, Open Office will be sufficient.

The good news is that she likes the mail application that comes with it. Unfortunately, the first time she opened it up herself, it crashed (not sure why yet) which was a bit of a let down. No one ever said the Mac was crash proof I guess. It is a darn shame the mail app won't import a PST file from Outlook directly.

My only complaint is the wireless antennae built into the thing seems poor. Where my laptop and other devices pick up the wireless in my house just fine, the MacBook Pro has problems. I know it is the MacBook Pro design too because my father-in-law has the same issues with his MacBook Pro. Perhaps this problem will go away when I upgrade to 802.11n sometime in the near future.

It'll take a while to make the transition but hopefully this is the first of many Mac OS machines to reside in my household. While I'll never be able to banish Windows completely (not yet anyway), I don't intend to support Windows personally ever again.

It sure is good to be home.

WALL-E is unsure


I was prepared to offer a stellar review of WALL-E after seeing it this past holiday weekend. Unfortunately for WALL-E, I can't do that. The problem with it is that it is forgettable.

I'm not going to spend a great deal of time on this because I think that most people who want to see it will and they can all judge it for themselves. But in a nutshell, it is a wonderfully well animated feature length film that does not appear to know what it wants to accomplish nor is it memorable. It is one of the first Pixar films that I've actually been disappointed in.

The sad part is I don't think this is Pixar's fault to some degree. I think it is just the fact that this film is caught in the evolution of the animated picture from strictly kid and family fair to a full blown medium for serious topics. Pixar just tried to straddle the line and in my opinion, they didn't succeed.

When I finished the movie, I tried to understand why I didn't like it. My kids seemed to enjoy it a great deal and that probably is all that should matter. Frankly, that is all that really matters to me too.

Had this been a work of pure science fiction and been in written form, it would have been ridiculous with all the antics in the middle of it. You can't take a subject matter like this and mix it up with slapstick comedy. At least, for me, it doesn't work. I'm sure there are many others who thought it all worked just fine and that's great. Just don't expect me to rate this high on my list too.

One final point, the mixing of live actors with the animation just struck me as the most horribly misguided thing Pixar could have ever tried. How do full blown actors go from their "live" existence to the caricatures of their future selves in ballooned up animated form? The progression just doesn't work. They should have stuck to the animated versions of people in every instance.

I think the real big problem with this show is what most people came away with that I spoke to. The animated short before WALL-E just blew people away. It upstaged the movie in almost every way possible and was hysterical. Having it at the beginning of the film was perhaps the worst decision Pixar could have ever made because WALL-E just could not live up to the bar that had been set right from the very start.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Netflix comes to its senses

It looks like Netflix came to their senses and abandoned their plans to remove the profiles feature. It seems like they actually do care and listen to their customers. It is a shame that had to create such a blunder in the first place but at least they are willing to admit their mistake.

I thought it only fair to mention this since I chastised them to begin with.

Now if we could only have saved Studio 60 and Journeyman as easily.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

More Doublespeak

It looks like TicketMaster is now taking lessons in doublespeak from Netflix.

I guess the word "improvement" now means "piss off the customer" and "convenience" means "pain in the rear".

Amazing!

Monday, June 23, 2008

The Chronicles of My Computing

My fellow blogger at Matty Reigns Supreme decided to document his computer journeys over the years and did a superb job. It is a fun read and worth the time to reminisce about the fun and simpler days gone by.

Since I enjoyed reading his account, I decided I'd do the same. Hopefully you'll enjoy it too.


The Early Years

My journey started way back around 1976 or thereabouts. My father was working at IBM in the test equipment group at their Federal Systems Division. He got to see a lot of really cool stuff (things young boys like such as Space Shuttles, fighter jets, and bombers) and consequently, so did I (well, at least I saw some of the computers that went into that stuff, which WAS cool). I was interested in computers from the moment I saw them. In particular, at an open house or maybe a "bring your kid to work" day, I got to lay my eyes on a Tektronix vector graphics terminal. I was in the 2nd grade then and it was mesmerizing. There were some really cool programs for it for drawing things and some neat programs people had written to put art on the screen.

The interesting thing about this display was that it was a persistent phosphor vector display that allowed something to be drawn on it but it wasn’t necessary for it to be refreshed constantly for it to stay on the display. Of course, this had its pluses and minuses. If you drew something you didn’t want, the display had to be cleared and redrawn from scratch but it was very cool watching it do just that. I recall being fascinated with a program that was written for it that would draw flowcharts automatically of code that was sucked into it (don’t ask me what kind of code, APL was big back then but so were a lot of other languages, it might have even been some pseudo machine code or assembler). It was one of two applications that throughout my younger computing days, I always wanted to write.

When the TRS-80 Model I was released in 1977, I picked up a copy of the manual which, at the time, read more like a programming guide than anything. I think it looked like this but I seem to recall the cover being a different color. Maybe it wasn't the manual and really was a programming guide, not sure. It was a long time ago. The one thing I recall was dreaming about owning one and I would write programs on notebook paper and then bring them to my dad to check them and see if they would work. I’m sure I drove my dad nuts with this.

Fortunately for me, my father had a friend and his friend had a son about my age. My friend's father tinkered (that is an understatement) with computers and designed them at work. He had their entire house's heating system controlled with motion sensors or IR sensors (not sure) using a huge rack full of equipment. They had a very large house (mansion size) and it was expensive to heat so I guess it was worth the trouble. His father seemed to collect these "toys" and it wasn't long before my friend got a CompuColor Computer. For some odd reason, I seem to remember the design of the CompuColor I but the II had a floppy disk drive and I remember that specific feature more than just about anything because, as some people may remember, floppy drives were not that common particularly at home. This thing had a HUGE display and it was color. What more could you ask for?

Of course, the best part of any computer, particularly a color one like this which amazingly had dot addressable graphics (also nearly unheard of), was the games. There were very good versions of Chess, Checkers, Star Trek, and Risk. The game I recall having the most fun with was I think called Swarm. Around this time, people were saying the killer bees were going to migrate from the south into the US and kill us all so this was a popular theme in some games and movies. I recall always getting to the point where the bees were out of control and you had to nuke the bees. (Yeah, nuke'em, you heard that right...Nuke's were all the rage then and could solve any problem.)

It is amazing how such memories can become engrained into your brain in a way that you can recall them like they were yesterday. I can recall the seat we sat in and the two of us taking turns at the keyboard. The beige boxes of floppy disks with the handwritten labels. On the right were racks of equipment (presumably more than just the heating controls but who knows, computers took up a lot of room back then) and circuit boards spread out all over the place. Soldering irons and collections of chips and empty breadboards for IC’s. How anything got done in that room is beyond me but I spent a lot of time in there. It was always frustrating how my friends younger brother could come in and run circles around the chess game on the PC while we were taking a break. He was several years younger and was frankly, a genius. When he was in elementary school, he made the high school chess team so I think that qualifies as smart.

Being at my friends place over the years was like being at a computer store sometimes. At different points they had some other S-100 based systems like the Altair (I don't recall the model) and his father bought an Apple I at an auction but we never got to play with it. (I wonder if he still has it...) I recall looking at BYTE magazines all the time and seeing all the stuff the S-100 based systems had and later, when I had my own computer, I always thought it would have been cool to have an S-100 system so that I could get all these cool gadgets. Of course, we know where the S-100 systems ended up now don’t we?

Just thinking of BYTE reminds me of all the cool magazines of the day and there were so many. Besides BYTE there was my favorite, Creative Computing. I always devoured this magazine as soon as I could get my hands on the next issue. I sort of regret not taking a rather large collection of these off the hands of an old friend. I was offered at one time to take his entire Creative Computing collection and I’m pretty sure he had almost every one (he was a lot older than I was so had more time and money to collect them) and was only missing a few issues. My mom didn’t think that was a good idea (hmm, wonder why) and so I had to pass. Looking through those now would really bring back some memories I bet. It was a sad day for me when I found out they were going to stop publication. I wonder if they would be worth anything now??

Eventually, my school got a TRS-80 Model I. For some odd reason, it ended up being in our middle school instead of the high school. I think this was because the middle school math teacher is the one that pushed for it. At that point, I ended up spending a lot of time after school plugging away at it and doing exactly what everyone that had a computer at that time did which was typing in programs to see what would do. Invariably, you’d spend more time figuring out where the typos were and debugging it than you did actually using the program you typed in. It didn’t stop us though. There would be marathon sessions of typing, sometimes playing tag team with it, to get the stuff into the system as fast as possible. Unfortunately, I had to compete with the high school kids to get time on the thing and as you know, middle school kids will always to the older (and bigger) kids.

Home Arcade

The Atari 2600 was released about this same time (1977) and changed video games forever. This made video game playing something everyone could do at home. We eventually ended up getting one but I remember being mildly disappointed I didn't get one of the Fairchild video game systems called the Channel F. If you'd ever played one, you'd have remembered the controller on this thing because it was pretty neat with a joystick control that could be pushed up and down and I think you could twist it too. Probably a good thing I didn’t though because I don’t think they lasted very long.

I recall the summer parties my parents would have at our house for friends and co-workers where a good deal of people would be hovered around the TV in the living room playing the Atari games Combat or Basketball. The room would be packed and everyone would be cheering each other on. If you were to go back and play the basketball game now, it is almost laughable how simplistic it was. However, it captured everyone’s attention then and a lot of people spent a lot of time playing it. With two people it just was plain fun but the computer sucked. Pitfall and Megamania were two of my favorites for the old Atari and who can forget River Raid too.

Of course, anything that would let you play games from the Arcade at your home was hot. There were a lot of games made for the for the various systems that tried to capture the same game play (or ripped it off) that you got in the arcade. Arcade’s were HOT then and I can’t even begin to imagine how much money I pumped into game systems during the times when the arcade’s were big. I was in the fortunate (or maybe unfortunate) place of having a small restaurant across the street from my parents and a bar down the road that had arcade games in it. Many times, it was the hang out when school was over. The restaurant was one of the first places around that I ever played an original Pong machine. Later it was Space Invaders, Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Gorf, Wizard of Wor, Defender, Centipede, and many other greats. At one time there was a competition on Pac-Man to get a high score and win a cheeseburger. I ate well for a few weeks while another kid and I battled it out to best each other’s scores. Eventually, the restaurant realized it wasn’t such a good idea any longer and we went hungry again. One of these days I’ll go visit a classic arcade place and take another trip down memory lane with my kids in tow.


My First Computer

I spent a great deal of time at this point at the only area computer store. They were about 40 minutes away so any time my mom had to go shopping at the mall, I'd have her drop me off so I could hang out and pester the guys that ran the place for 3-4 hours at a time. I have to give them a whole lot of credit as they never kicked me out. I suppose they were rewarded at some point as eventually I did get my very first computer from them. They were Apple resellers but also had the Atari series like the Atari 400 (with the crappy keyboard) and 800. I had my first exposure to the Atari series and Star Raiders there. I think I played it for 2 or 3 hours straight one day at the store. I have to hand it to Atari for their cartridge based system of expansion. This is the way it should have been done from the start and from there on should have remained that way. To add an option or any type of expansion, you just popped the lid and inserted the expansion. There was something to be learned from the simplicity of this scheme and what was used in the Atari 2600.

In what amounts to the geekiest of stories, I had my first crush that I can remember on the owner of the store’s daughter. She and I had worked on a BASIC program on the Atari 800 one day at the store together. It was very short lived as I was quite young and only could hope she’d be there when I went to the store which wasn’t nearly enough of course.

The thing I remember most about the place though is the walls lined with zip lock bags full of tapes with programs on them you could buy for the Apple. All the bags had a tape and typewritten instructions and a typewritten label. Everything was very homebrew back then. There were a lot of Scott Adams Adventures on tape including Adventureland. These were the original text only versions too. If you’ve ever played them or go back and check out an emulator, it’ll amaze you at how simplistic they seem now with their [verb] [noun] commands and just basic text. They were quite popular though and I certainly played my share.

I also remember spending a great deal of time horsing around with the brand new Apple Graphics Tablet they got that hooked up to the Apple. This thing was outrageously expensive ($1200 seems to pop into my head) but man it was cool.

The two guys that ran the place were great (as you can tell if they let some little kid run around the store all day) and they were truly into computers. The business was just a way to fund their hobby. It was a sad day when the one partner left for bigger and better things but I can’t say I blame him, he got a job at Apple and moved to Cupertino. What more could you ask for!!!

My very first computer was an Apple ][+ and I ran the thing into the ground. I was in the 6th grade and it was something I dreamed about and it finally became a reality. My very own computer. Of course, you couldn't do much with it and the few tapes that you got with it had to be loaded and reloaded several times in a trial-and-error process to get them to load properly. I spent a great deal of time playing Lemonade and Penny Arcade (by Bill Budge who was my programming hero) and just typing in AppleSoft BASIC code and seeing what happens. The first night we had the computer, my father and I stayed up all night (literally, we saw the sun rise) writing a silly little program that let you draw a line on the screen taking its direction from the paddle controls we had for the computer. Its a program you could whip off now in minutes probably but at the time, it was fantastic and for some reason a whole lot of fun. Eventually I got the Integer BASIC card so I could play the really cool stuff and a floppy disk drive but that didn't come until a bit later.

When I think about how much that system cost in terms of real dollars it blows my mind that we ever ended up with one. The thought of spending that much money on something like that and then putting it in the hands of a sixth grader seems crazy. Fortunately for me, my parents did and I'll forever thank them. (I think...sometimes I really hate computers now and perhaps should have been an astronomer or mathematician or something...) Eventually I would graduate to an Apple ][e system and do even more with it. It was a mainstay for a very long time and saw its share of programming and game playing over the years. Of course, my ultimate gaming experience on the Apple would have to be Ultima IV. I probably invested just as much time in Robot Wars (my dad and I were always trying to beat each other) and Flight Simulator (I spent a lot of time flying over that stupid grid) and Zork too (check out the bottom of that page link as it is the original artwork used for the TRS-80 and Apple versions). I even have an original parchment style map for Zork that I sent away to Infocom to get.

One cool thing was that at about the same time as I got the Apple system I ended up being part of a small group of kids that got to do a several week project at a local community college working on their computers. This was kind of neat because they were all TTY terminals (printers with greenbar paper and a keyboard) and were hooked to, if I recall correctly, a DEC PDP-11 but I could easily be wrong about this. I just remember being struck by how antiquated the interface seemed however after having spent time on the new home computers of the day.

One thing I relished about the Apple was how accessible everything was. Making modifications to the system or programming whatever you wanted was simple. I learned how to code in 6502 microcode and did a lot of coding directly with peeks and pokes. Eventually I think I managed to get a hold of an assembler for 6502. My father even went so far as to help me design an adapter card to hook an old tektronix terminal up to what amounted to a special serial interface we put together on a board with some wire and IC's. I had to write the code to interface to it in 6502 and we eventually got it to work and could "talk" to the Apple via the terminal and even use it as a replacement for the real keyboard and display sans any graphical ability. Oddly though, it was a bit anti-climactic as once we got it working, it was like, "Now what?"

Back before I even got my first Apple computer, I had the distinct pleasure of being a founding member of a local Apple’s User Group that got started. We’d meet once a month and swap stories and tips and we’d line up people and businesses to do demos for us. It was a fantastic time when sharing computer stories was as much a part of computing as using the computer. It was a solid group of people and it lasted years eventually having a Mac contingent which survives to this day!! (That means they’ve been around for 30 years now, wow!) I even managed to weasel my way into being the editor of the newsletter for a few years. I was probably a pretty annoying kid back then and I’m sure the adults probably wanted to shove me into a box to shut me up but fortunately they were all exceedingly gracious and allowed me to stay very involved. For me, going to these meetings was a big deal because I got to hang with the adults. Most meetings a small group would go hang out at a Denny’s until very very late and I appreciated my father letting me stick around and participate even though these late nights were school nights.

One of the fond memories I have of that time was a gentlemen who was involved in our club who was also a HAM Radio operator who had setup a method for doing Morse code via his Apple. It would both receive and transmit in Morse code and for someone who didn’t know the code, this was slick. There were even groups that setup times to transmit programs back and forth in a sort of poor man’s torrent system. They’d have designated times to start transmitting certain programs on certain frequencies and then they’d set their systems to receive them and turn them into applications they could save to disk. It was pretty fantastic stuff. I don’t recall what types of programs were being broadcast at the time but they were all small enough that they could send them in short spurts of 30 to 60 minutes I recall. A lot of this stuff was easy to do on the Apple ][ too because it was just so open and accessible. You could control anything in the guts of the system.

Speaking of guts, I got really good at taking floppy drives apart on these old Apple systems and “fixing” them so they could read good and bad disks and, dare I say it, copy protected disks. Most of the Apple floppy drives were belt driven and had to be adjusted periodically to get the spindle speed right so you could read and write to them reliably. If things go too far out of wack you could at best have disks you could only read in your drives and at the worst, write bad data that could never be read again. Fortunately, the drives had a pattern on the bottom of them that would stay still when held under a fluorescent light at 60Hz when properly adjusted with a screwdriver. You could adjust these to be slightly fast or slow to allow a drive to read sectors that would normally have been unreadable. I don’t remember the particulars but these adjustments were sometimes necessary to get program disks to copy properly. I even had a small contingent of people bring me unreadable disks to fix using a hex based sector editor for the Apple since it wasn’t uncommon to have the FAT table or directory on a disk get corrupted. With some handy work and a lot of hours, you could sometimes get the stuff back.

At one point in my programming career, I wrote a program that I tried to get published. I sent it to Broderbund, Electronic Arts, Sierra (I think they were On-Line Systems at the time), and one other I can’t recall. My hopes were slightly dashed when I got them back and was told they weren’t interested. Oh well, it was worth a shot. Now it wouldn’t even make it as a flash game but at the time, it seemed like something I could sell.


Game Time

At some point I did end up with a Commodore 64 and as Matty mentions on his blog it was a real magnet for media and games that were acquired via questionable means. I didn't do a whole lot of programming on this and mostly played games. I don't even recall when in my history I actually got my first one but it was a bit late into the 64’s life (It was replaced with a 128 eventually too). These things, in my opinion, had some great games but when it came to programming in BASIC, were a pain in the rear. Had I cut my teeth on it, I probably would have thought differently but I just could never get very far with writing applications on it. They were popular though and were inexpensive in comparison to other systems. It along with the VIC-20 did a lot to put computers in a lot of homes that otherwise wouldn't have had them.

Sort of related to the Commodore 64 but prior to my having one I ended up visiting a school system nearby that had landed a ton of Commodore Pet computers. Those things were funky and futuristic looking. Unfortunately, I never got to spend very much time on one. I remember though being a bit disappointed that they didn't have dot addressable graphics and instead used character based graphics for everything. I remember very fondly a few games for the C64 though that were so much fun. My quick list would have to be: Racing Destruction Set, Raid on Bungling Bay, Archon and Mail Order Monsters. Of course, there are a lot more.


Let’s Get Serious?

Somewhere in here, I don't recall exactly when, I ended up with an IBM PC XT (probably via the IBM employee purchase program).

I never did get an original IBM PC but a friend of mine did so we ended up going back and forth between his house and mine working between the Apple and the IBM. Our school got a grant from IBM and was donated 15 IBM PC computers not long after they were introduced. When we found out about it, that same friend and I biked the 7 miles one way many days over the summer so we could help set the systems up and hang out all day in the new computer lab in the high school. I was either going into 8th grade or 9th grade at the time. Little did I realize how big a part these computers would eventually play in my life and my time in high school.

An interesting tidbit is that via IBM’s employee purchase program a lot of people purchased these things and eventually they opened up access to the outside via a dial-up modem so that some people could actually work from home. This was really pretty amazing considering when this was all being done. I don’t recall precisely when they did this but the PC XT was out and used for 3270 terminal emulation. There were a handful of people I knew that could actually take advantage of this and being able to work from home was something not everyone could even think about during those days.

Since we had a full computer lab now (before that it was a small contingent of Apple computers) and no one really knew what to do with them, I was able to make up my own classes and actually get credit for them. I even managed to get out of taking Latin and Spanish because I convinced the school that a computer "language" should count. So I spent some time learning Pascal and writing some programs for a project and was able to get credit for it.

The only other computer our school used in any fashion was the Apple /// which, if you know any computer history, was a complete disaster. The business/accounting classes had the unfortunate distinction of being the place the Apple /// was placed and I’m sure they regretted it the day they showed up. I have no idea what happened to them but hopefully someone put them out their misery. It is sort of a shame as the Apple /// did have more colors, an 80 column display, and better audio. Unfortunately, it was very unreliable and gained a bad reputation from the start. The only thing the school could have done that would have been worse was acquiring a bunch of the horrific IBM PCjr’s. A lot of IBM’ers ended up with these and it amazes me the school didn’t get them with the number of IBM’ers on the school board.


The Revolution

Eventually, I got into a Mac 128K system and graduated through to other stages of Mac development with the 512K and Mac Plus. The Mac Plus was when everything changed with the SCSI bus added to the back and with up to 4MB RAM available. I still remember cracking open the cases on these things (you needed a special tool or you'd gouge your case all up) and putting RAM upgrades in them for me and friends. I even at some point did some processor upgrades and RAM upgrades using these clip on kits that some companies produced. Talk about a royal pain in the rear. It was ugly.

Worth noting is that I actually had the opportunity to play on another friends Lisa computer. I wonder how much that thing is worth in working condition. The Lisa was a tremendous example of something that people just weren’t ready for and was just way too expensive. Fortunately, the Macintosh was a faster cheaper machine even though it wasn’t technically a cheaper Lisa. It seemed like it as they used similar conventions though.

As most already know, the Mac really did revolutionize the way people work on computers. From the mouse to the bitmapped fonts to the windows, it was just jaw dropping. However, the one thing that pushed it into the place no man had gone before was the LaserWriter. It was mind bogglingly expensive (@ $7K) but it put desktop publishing on the map. It along with PageMaker was what you needed if you wanted to produce and publish content from the comfort of your own office that actually was of a quality a print shop could produce. Up until this point, it was all cut and paste and many people still had to buy these stickers to lay out type and copy them or have a professional typesetter produce it.

It just so happened I'd found out about someone who lived near my high school that had a LaserWriter and he had it right from the very start of the LaserWriter's introduction. Of course, I immediately had to meet this guy because not only did he have a LaserWriter but he was a Mac guy too. It began a friendship that has lasted until this day.

For those that don’t recall, the big deal with the LaserWriter wasn’t the laser printing (HP was doing just fine with that) but the Adobe PostScript language that was part of the system. Every LaserWriter had a 68000 processor in it , a pretty large contingent of RAM, and PostScript. Postscript was a real honest to goodness programming language albeit based on FORTH. With PostScript, you could produce almost anything you could program and things like PageMaker and other applications like Ready, Set, Go! and eventually QuarkXPress much later. My friend with the LaserWriter used to do all kinds of crazy stuff with his marketing agency and he would call me up and say, “hey can you write something in PostScript that does X” and I’d pour over my Postscript books and come up with something. This seems ridiculously simple now but one of his favorite things was putting text on a curve and with Postscript it was a piece of cake. There simply was no other way to do it then.

Of course, back in those days, the limitations in software were pretty strict. I recall my friend calling me up to help him put together a 150 page document (about...it was more than 100 for sure) in Aldus' PageMaker (the app that basically helped make the Mac synonymous with desktop publishing) one day. We spent the entire weekend on it and that was with the text having been already done, we just had to cut and paste it into Pagemaker and lay it out. Back in those days PageMaker was pretty buggy and you could only do a maximum of 16 pages in one document. Worse, every time PageMaker crashed, it seemed to corrupt the original document. We had floppy disks all over the place with copies of the documents and it was a nightmare but we eventually got it done. When we went to our first MacWorld, I can recall my friend and I having a long conversation with Paul Brainerd about all the bugs PageMaker had in it. Going to MacWorld with my friend was a long tradition that unfortunately ended a few years before MacWorld stopped being held on the east coast.

I really got into the Mac guts too just like I did my old Apple. One of the things that was just absolutely amazing was the simplicity of developing for the Mac. I bought all the developers guides they had out from Apple at the time and bought a decent assembler for 68000 and started teaching myself how to program in assembler on it. It turned out though that writing in Pascal (which used to be the language of choice for the Mac) was far easier in most cases. I mostly played around with the interface and made some simple little programs. My sampling of what the Motorola 68000 processor could do and the simplicity of it forever ruined my taste for trying to learn anything on the Intel processors. The 8088 and 80286 processors were the a mess by comparison and to this day I wonder where we’d be and what would have happened if IBM had chosen the Motorola processors instead of Intel’s crap. I’m sure things would be much different.

An interesting anecdote: Remember the friend I referred to earlier who had the Compucolor? His father was instrumental in the design of the IBM CS-9000, that DID use a 68000 processor, and it was light years ahead of the PC. If only he had been in charge of the IBM PC. The only reason I remember this is my friend had moved to Danbury, CT and my father was offered a job to help work on this project and possibly move the family to Danbury. Oh how my life would have changed had that happened.

I fondly recall many hours spent with MacPaint and Dark Castle. For those that can recall, Dark Castle was one of the early examples of a game using mostly digitized sound effects. In fact, the Mac really excelled at digitized sound and there were a few applications that were absolutely amazing at playing back multi-channel digitized instruments not unlike the samplers of the day. I wish I could recall the name of the program I used to horse around with regularly. The Mac really started a love I had for MIDI and Music. It led me to do what was somewhat sacrilegious in Mac circles but I did it anyway, I bought an Atari 1040ST.


Deserter

I purchased an Atari 1040ST with an absolute ton of software cheap via a CompuServe forum. It was probably near the end of the Atari's life as a marketable product. I bought it for one reason and one reason only and that was so I could install Cubase on it. If I recall correctly, Cubase didn't work on anything else at the time and in my opinion it was one of the best music programs available so I had to get an Atari to run it. The best part was that the person I bought it from really just wanted to dump everything they had and it had so much software with it (real, not pirated) that I was able to sell most of it on Compuserve individually and made enough that the 1040ST was essentially free. If eBay had been around, I'd probably have done even better!

Of course, never one to forget my gaming addiction, I had to play Dungeon Master which, is to this day, one of my favorite gaming memories. There was really nothing like it at the time in terms of presentation, sound, and the interface. Sure, there were tons of RPG's but nothing in 3D and real time. And you just couldn't top the spell casting system either. If you can find an emulator to play this, it is worth checking out.

I kept my Mac and stayed with it for quite some time. I didn't stick it out through the hard times like some but not for the reasons that some might think. I had been involved in reselling PC's for a while and tried desperately to get an Apple Reseller Authorization. I was dealing mostly with schools and it just made sense to be able to sell Apple's. When that fell through, I nearly teamed up with another reseller in another town to become a satellite for them reselling Apple. That didn't work out either and so I had to invest my time in the things that made me money and so I let go of my old Mac (oddly, I don't even recall what happened to it...), my Apple ][e died, and I just became an IBM PC clone pusher. I tried out the Laser (if you can recall what that was) and Power Computing Mac Clone's didn't become available until I actually worked for a publishing/manufacturing company who ended up using them.

The good thing was that I was immersed in Mac's all day every day at that job and so I got my Apple fix while I was at work. I even had the opportunity to get involved with Avid non-linear editing systems for a short while and with direct to plate and press publishing via the Mac. It was a fun time. Ironically, I found out later, I’d actually gotten the job at this company primarily because I knew Mac stuff.

Of course, none of this ends with the Mac but it seems appropriate to stop here because of the rest of it would be boring PC stuff. The last really fun computer I owned was probably the Mac (although I did enjoy the Atari). To this day I still regret not having experienced the Amiga to the fullest when it was available. It was also a revolutionary product with some fantastic capabilities such as NTSC output and thousands of colors and real multitasking OS. Unfortunately, Commodore didn’t know how to properly market it and it eventually died a slow death. I did get to play around with one at length for a while as part of a Video Toaster system. The Toaster revolutionized the video industry and probably is the only thing that allowed the Amiga to last as long as it did.


The Next Generation

Hopefully you’ve enjoyed reading this as much as I have enjoyed writing it. Reliving the past is always fun (and for old farts like me, a too frequent habit). It’ll be interesting to see what I think of as revolutionary when I might write a piece like this again in perhaps another 25 or 30 years. I’m quite certain we’ll still be talking about the Mac and we’ll be remembering the revolution the iPhone started. Unfortunately, we’ll still remember the Newton too but not for the same reasons. (Don’t laugh, my friend who had the LaserWriter STILL has his!)