Monday, September 08, 2008

Rumor: Betty Crocker and Microsoft Teaming Up

It appears the rumors are circling now that Microsoft is poised to make a major announcement next week. News on the street is Microsoft will be pairing up with Betty Crocker to produce a new version of a Vista PC that is "moist and chewy like cake so we can just eat them while we're working."

As messed up as the Seinfeld/Gates ad is, it would appear it is right on the mark. The new versions of Vista rumored for release later this week are:
  • Vista Carrot Cake Edition
  • Vista Devil's Food Cake Edition
  • Vista Vanilla Edition
Betty Crocker is expected to be catapulted into the top PC producer position as a result of this new product announcement. Other editions and flavors of Vista are being worked on and are expected before the end of the year.

2 comments:

Skudge said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

XenoChron said...

The new iPods include a knife to cut the moist and chewy Vista OS Cake edition.

(Unfortunately, I can't take credit for this one...I saw it somewhere earlier and can't remember where but I thought it was appropriate!)