ill advised

• Don't burp after drinking a big glass of grape juice.
• Don't tie your shoe while walking.
• Don't try removing your jacket while driving with your seat belt on. (or off for that matter)
• Don't try pinching your nose with really strong magnets (Neodymium) if you have a mustache.
• Don't open your mouth at high speed on a motorcycle.
• Don't leave your car in reverse and get out while it is on.
• Don't ask the guy driving the tanker full of gasoline for a light.

You can thank me later!