New Requirement for Holding Office "Minor Inconvenience"

Recently, all three candidates for the Presidency have expressed concerns over their lack of qualifications for holding the office. It would seem, even after they've been around Washington for years, they were unaware that they've been seemingly holding an elected office without having met all the necessary requirements.

Clinton, Obama, and McCain were eagerly awaiting the opportunity to fulfill this last requirement despite some objections from their spouses.

Clinton stated, "If an extra-marital affair is what Americans want in their candidates, then I'm more than happy to oblige. Being a Senator from New York and with my experience as First Lady, I feel I have a special understanding into how important this requirement really is to the people."

Shortly afterwards, Senator Clinton could be barely heard muttering under her breath, "Now it's my turn."

Rev. Otis Moss III, Obama's new pastor, when asked to comment, consistently returned answers that had nothing to do with the topic so we are unable to publish a response. McCain's office couldn't be reached for comment however health officials have expressed concern over his age and whether his heart could take the stress.